His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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