Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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