they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i think im in europe. pls send help
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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