I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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