Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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