That's when you crack a 10am beer
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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