Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Oh god it's open bar.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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