The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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