How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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