I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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