please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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