I CAN MOONWALK!
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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