I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
one two three fourrrrnication!
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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