sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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