If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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