So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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