lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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