you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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