You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize