Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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