Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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