I hate all girls vehemently.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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