Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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