The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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