I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I smell like Dick and happiness
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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