Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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