i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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