You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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