I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
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