Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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