He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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