in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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