Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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