hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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