you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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