I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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