he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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