Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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