Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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