i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I am spending my child support on dildos
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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