i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize