Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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