Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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