I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
we're so committed to being not committed
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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