well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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