Well apparently he's into motor boating.
just tell him i said nine months
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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