In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Let's get the cat blown out
A+ Viking dick
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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