HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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