he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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