so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
bring money and cleavage
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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