What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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