worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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