butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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