I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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