they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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