new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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