i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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