just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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