Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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